honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
