I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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