just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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