Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Randomize
