Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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