If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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