Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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