Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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