I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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