where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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