Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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