Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
