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(925): View more from California

is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?

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(804): View more from Virginia

I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy

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(912): View more from Georgia

Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)

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(540): View more from Virginia

how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing

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(847): View more from Illinois

The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.

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(226): View more from Ontario

Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.

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So you're not picking up this weekend?

(226): View more from Ontario

This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.

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