She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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