I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
should my penis look like a turkey
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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