Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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