Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you win again, gameday.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
