I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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