Small penises have feelings too.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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