I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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