he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
im having a threesome with these popsicles
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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