dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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