I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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