You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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