What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Randomize
