Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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