Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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