Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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