This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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