You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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