I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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