Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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