why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
