Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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