Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
