i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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