Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
