She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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