haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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