I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
