You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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