dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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