Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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