Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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