hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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