if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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