She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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