I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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