I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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