I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She said her name was "party"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
how does that bad decision feel?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
