like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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