Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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