4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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