C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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