you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
you never un-have a 4some
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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