Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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