There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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