you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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