Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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